Pang-NoseBleed ni Inday Part 2

Narito na naman ang ilan pa sa mga makadugo sa ilong na sagot at eksplanasyon ni Inday, hatid pa rin sa inyo ng mga UNLIMITXT ADIK!

AMO: Day, mukha ka raw kabayo sabi ng kapitbahay! haha!
INDAY: Listening to the nonsense talk about someone’s life is a pathetic way of entertainment! It doesn’t contribute to the welfare of society! I hate character assassinators!
AMO: ha? ah, eh…oo tama ka! (nosebleed)

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Potatoes, when consumed in their raw state, are rapidly converted to glucose that raises insulin levels because of its simple sugar….When cooked in high temperature, it is equal to 21 cigarettes…

– Inday, sagot niya sa amo nung tanungin siya kung bakit di siya nagluto ng french fries. Nutritionist din pala siya!!!!

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Higher stock index and the flow of investments triggered the inflation of prices! Thus the purchasing power of peso is weak!

- expalanation ni Inday nung tinanong ng amo kung bakit yun lang ang sukli niya sa pinabili. Ekonomista!

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AMO: Inday, bumili ka nga ng mga isda…Ay oo nga pala, inglisera ka na ngayon, would you please buy many fishes for this week’s meals?

INDAY: Judging by your statement, I believe you meant a variety of fish. The term “fishes” although rarely used, connotes a plethora of different kinds of the said gilled aquatic creatures. But the more pressing questions before I go to the wet market would be: what type of fish? fillet or not? Frozen or fresh? (pauses) ahh…Given the meager budget afforded by this household’s quasi-peasant class taste, I assume I shall source the staple “ga-lewng-gong.” Am I correct?

AMO: Leche!

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The SHIT you heard ’bout me might be TRUE, but then again, it might be as FAKE as the BITCH who told you…

- sabi ni Inday sa amo niya dahil sinisiraan siya ng inggiterang mayordoma ng kapitbahay nila!