Pang-NoseBleed ni Inday

Isa pang masakit sa bengs ang mga maka-NOSEBLEED na BANAT ni INDAY! Ang mga ito ay hatid pa rin sa inyo ng mga UNLIMITXT ADIK!😀

Ako’y namangha talaga sa galing ni Inday, kayang-kaya niyang ipasa ang board exam kaya!😆 Kaya shame on us people na di makapag-explain at justify kung bakit nangyayari ang mga bagay-bagay!😆

Narito ang mga ilan sa napapanahong eksplanasyon niya sa mga bagay-bagay:


I believe that my trained skills & expertise in management with the use of standard tools & my discipline and experience will contribute significantly to the value of work that you want. My creativity, productivity and work efficiency and the high quality of outcomes I can offer will boost the work progress.
– Sabi ni Inday sa bago niyang amo.😀 astig di ba?!!!

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The consistency was fine. But you see, it seems that the increased amount of sodium chloride (NaCl) affected the taste drastically and those actions are irreversible. I do apologize. – Nag-explain si Inday kung bakit maalat ang ulam.

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Donya: Bakit tuwing pag-uwi ko, nadadatnan kitang nanunuod ng TV???!!!
Inday: Because I don’t want you to see me doing absolutely nothing!
(Iba na talaga si Inday! :lol:)

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Physical stress and excessive work may result to serious damage to one’s body. It is therefore essential that once in a while we take a break from our usual routine to replenish the lost energy we once had. – sabi ni Inday sa amo noong humingi siya ng dayoff. :lo:

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Amo: Inday! Pagkatapos mong maglaba, linisin mo buong bahay. And kaskasin mo yung tiles ng pool. Paliguan mo yung mga aso, tapos magluto ka na ng hapunan at mamaya darating na ang sir mo. Then pumunta ka kina Mr. Rosales, dalhin mo yung malaking kahon. Bumili ka na din ng isang galong mantika, ketchup, toyo, 10 sardinas, 20 corned beef, 30 Century tuna, 15 Ma-Ling, at 1 sakong bigas. Oh eto pera, sakto yan. Maglakad ka na lang at strike ang mga tricycle ngayon. Okay????
Inday: PAKYU ka!!!!!

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Much as I want to induge in the proliferation of such indecent and malicious information, I want to lift the stigma & alleviate society’s perception of our profession…. – Inday, tumatangging makipag-tsimisan sa katulong sa kabilang bahay.

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Heavy fire that exerted by the stimulus affect the best conductor of heat which is the steel, causing the “oriza sativa” which is the scientific name of rice to change its state of color, smell as well as the taste. – Sagot ni Inday nang tanungin siya ng amo kung bakit nasunog ang sinaing.

😆

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Amo: Inday, bakit nagkalat ang basura sa likod ng bahay?!
Inday: A change in the weather patterns might have occurred, wreaking havoc to the surroundings. The way the debris are scattered indicates that the gust of wind was going northeast causing damage to the path it was heading for.
Amo: (nosebleed)😦

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Sometimes, people choose to leave not because of selfish reasons, but because they just know that things will get worse if they will stay. Leaving can be a tough act, and its harder when people can hardly understand you for doing so. – comment ni Inday sa paglipat ni Angel Locsin mula GMA-7 papuntang ABS-CBN

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BANAT TO THE MAX!
Nag-ring ang telepono….
Amo: Inday sagutin mu nga yung telepono dali! Baka yan na yung kabit ng sir mo!
Inday: Si mam naman oh! Pinagseselos pa ako!!!

😆

Paliwanag mousmous
Simpleng tao lang po! Paminsan-minsan ay nagiging espiritu para sa mga nakaka-miss sa akin. :D

11 Responses to Pang-NoseBleed ni Inday

  1. july ay nagsabing:

    to the highest level na itech!!haha..

  2. mousmous ay nagsabing:

    astig si Inday di ba???😆

    • mourrice24 ay nagsabing:

      nman !
      grabe mkabanat …
      hahaha

  3. mavicptwrn ay nagsabing:

    nakaka-adik se enday!!

  4. rafael ay nagsabing:

    very good

  5. badwolf2007 ay nagsabing:

    amfufu ang bangis n talaga ni inday ngayon lahat ng kilalang skul sa us pinasukan yata nyan eh

  6. the blue valiant litigator ay nagsabing:

    I think Inday joke are manifestations and passive ways for Filipinos to express their non-conformity to the English language as a tool for progress. Since it was instilled in us that English is the language of progress, we tend to consider that English is a tool for competence. And it obviously – brought by the Inday Jokes – does not entail competence.

  7. the blue valiant litigator ay nagsabing:

    think Inday jokes are manifestations and passive ways for Filipinos to express their non-conformity to the English language as a tool for progress. Since it was instilled in us that English is the language of progress, we tend to consider that English is a tool for competence. And it obviously – brought by the Inday Jokes – does not entail competence

  8. KUTEhrina ay nagsabing:

    Ang korni ni Inday. Leche. +______+ DIE INDAY! DIE!

  9. livres mobi ay nagsabing:

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  10. I like it when individuals get together and share thoughts.
    Great blog, continue the good work!

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