Pang-NoseBleed ni Inday Part 4

Hatid pa rin ng mga UNLIMITXT ADIK, mga karagdagang pampadugo ng ilong mula sa superstar maid ng bayan, si Inday! 😀

I stay awake in the coldness of the darkened sky contemplating why, for some reasons, has my emptiness made itself manifests, extending to that niche where I was given life and growth, that because of austerity I was made separated from…

– Inday… hindi makatulog dahil nahohomesick


I am solitary. I find it hard to succumb into slumber, though the downpour of rain should’ve made it easy. This exuberant emotional glue I have for you, cannot be simply washed away. The multiplicity of what I feel for you is inevitable. This isn’t platonic. It’s real, true romance.

– Inday, nageemote sa may bintana, habang iniisip si Dodong, ang boyfriend niya


The statute restricts me to love you but you have the provocation. The way you smile is the proximate cause why I love you. We have some rules to think of. We have no vested rights to love each other because the upper household dismissed my petition!

– ganito nakipagbreak si Inday kay Dodong (driver ng kapitbahay)


La vida no es una broma actualmente. El dinero es tan duro de pasar. Puede usted bajar el precio parci mi? Soy ya su compradora avido diario por favor?

– si Inday tumatawad sa merkado ng isinama siya ng amo sa España


Bloody hell!!! What the f*ck did just landed on my cutie top? I mean I’ve spent all day just to make myself look fabulous. I think I’ll have this eewy thing removed in a whip wham of time!

– reaction ni Inday nung natalsikan sya ng mantika habang nagluluto ng tilapia


Ipomea aquatica has become the constant ingredient to this Filipino delicacy which is very helpful in the digestion during the peristaltic process of the food we intake. Due to the continuous rains and floods, the harvest of the said vegetable has lessen the production in the market.

– banat ni Inday kung bakit walang “kangkong” sa nilutong sinigang


Heavy fire that exerted by the stimulus affect the best conductor of heat which is the steel, causing the “oriza sativa” which is the scientific name of rice to change its state of color, smell as well as the taste.

– sagot ni Inday nang tanungin siya ng amo kung bakit nasunog ang sinaing


Off you go! Under no circumstance this house would relent to such unabashed display of vagrant destitution!

– si Inday, pinapaalis ang makulit na pulubi sa gate…


Allergens triggered the immune response. Eosinophilic migration occurs to the reaction site and release of chemotactic and anaphylotoxin including histamine and prostaglandins. These substance results to increase circulation to the site promoting redness.

– sagot ni inday nun tanungin ni sir kung bakit may rashes si Junior


Dear Mom,

Had it not been for the smelling salt, I must have collapsed moment ago. Junior has become a little monster to me. Remember the head accident he had? As if it wasn’t enough, he was summoned by the principal of his shabily run academe. Oh such an erudite bunch of baboons! I never lot being a governess can be such a strenuous employ.

Your daughter,

Dear Inday,

Walanghiya ka! Magpadala ka ng pera! Nasa ospital nanay mo, dumugo ang ilong kababasa ng pesteng sulat mo!



Misis: Inday, bakit mo binenta yung sirang silya?

Inday: I have computed the chair’s fair value less cost to sell, and the value in use using projections for 5 years and a pre-tax discount rate. Accordingly, the value in use is lower, so I decided to sell the chair. This in accordance with PAS18 on Revenue, PAS16 on Property, Plant, and Equipment, and PAS36 on Impairment of Assets!

Misis: ADIK ka talaga Inday!


Paliwanag mousmous
Simpleng tao lang po! Paminsan-minsan ay nagiging espiritu para sa mga nakaka-miss sa akin. :D

3 Responses to Pang-NoseBleed ni Inday Part 4

  1. Padre Salvi says:

    It would have been more amusing if the side avowals [e.g The Father’s or the employer’s] were removed. They are corny. It would have helped if the employer or the father also spoke high-falluting words.

  2. Padre Salvi says:

    It would have been more amusing if the side avowals [e.g The Father’s or the employer’s] were removed. They are corny. It would have helped if the employer or the father also spoke high-falluting words.

  3. mavicptwrn says:

    si inday ang bagong bayani ng mga kasambahay…isa siyang inspirasyon na hindi natin dapat nilalait ang mga ‘madaming inday’ sa lipunang ito…

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